The Canadian veterans put on a show to remember, bidding adieu to Harry and Meghan in a less-than-regal manner.
The couple reportedly raked in a hefty $55,000 on their inaugural day at the Invictus Games.
Can you imagine?
Just when you thought they couldn’t disconnect further, they arrived in Canada on a private jet, evading the paparazzi with A-list flair.
Talk about making an entrance, or should we say, a statement of denial.
While the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were busy unveiling their new website, deeming it essential in the vast world of celebrity blogs, they jetted off to Vancouver for the Invictus Games.
Not just a casual visit, mind you, but a three-day extravaganza that left many shaking their heads in disbelief.
Hello Magazine, a reliable source of royal news, reported that the California-based royals touched down in style aboard their private aircraft.
Why bother mingling with ordinary folks when you can leave carbon footprints the size of Bigfoot, right?
According to estimates from a luxury jet cost calculator, their brief excursion cost a whopping $55,200.
Peanuts, really, when you reside in the opulent bubble of Sussex.
Now, let’s talk about the opportunity cost, a concept seemingly foreign to the Sussex clan.
That $55,000 could have been allocated to 11 basic prosthetics or 552 physical therapy sessions for deserving veterans, the very individuals the Invictus Games aim to support.
But why prioritize them when you can indulge in lavish PR escapades instead?
Despite Harry’s supposed connections to elevate the Games, it appears they are merely diverting donations to fund their extravagant lifestyle.
Reports from insiders suggest that their arrival was met with disapproving jeers.
Not surprising, considering the grandiose display they put on.
However, inside the venue, a different narrative unfolded.
Money talks, ensuring the couple received royal treatment they so desperately seek.
The Invictus Games seem keen on outdoing themselves each year to cater to Harry and Meghan.
Adding to the controversy is their environmental hypocrisy.
Despite preaching about their dedication to the planet on their website, their actions speak volumes to the contrary.
Meghan, known for her silent advocacy, and Harry, championing environmental causes in his bio likely penned by Meghan, seem to endorse private jet travel.
Another day, another scandal in the Sussex saga.
But who’s keeping track, right?
As long as they continue their eco-unfriendly ways, we might as well sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold.
After all, it’s the most excitement they offer these days.