Wahlburgers Introduces Vietnamese-Inspired Burger to Menu
In a surprising move, the renowned Wahlburgers chain, founded by brothers Donnie, Mark, and Paul Wahlberg, is set to unveil a new addition to their menu this spring.
Brace yourselves for this one.
As stated in a press release, the restaurant is launching the Bahn Mi Burger, which draws inspiration from the traditional Vietnamese sandwich.
Notably, the burger will feature Paul's own recipe for homemade kimchi.
This exciting addition coincides perfectly with National Burger Month in May.
However, it is hard to overlook the fact that one of the Wahlberg brothers has a troubled history involving an assault on a Vietnamese individual.
It begs the question of who thought this was a good idea.
Now, let's rewind back to 1988.
Crack cocaine is making its debut in the United States, Whitney Houston publicly denounces the drug, and the blockbuster film “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” dominates theaters.
Meanwhile, the Tasty Bake Oven teaches young girls how to cook questionable dishes.
Amidst all this, Mark Wahlberg, a 16-year-old Bostonian, is strolling down the street wielding a large wooden stick for reasons unknown.
He encounters a Vietnamese man, proceeds to hurl racial slurs at him, and then strikes him with the stick.
The victim falls to the ground, unconscious.
Wahlberg is promptly apprehended by the police and fearlessly admits, “You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the motherf—er whose head I split open.”
But wait, that's not all.
Shortly after this incident, Wahlberg crosses paths with another Vietnamese man and punches him in the eye.
Later, Johnny Trinh, the second victim, forgives Wahlberg for his racially motivated attack.
Wahlberg, in an attempt to aid his restaurant business, requests a pardon for his actions but later expresses remorse for seeking it.
It's been quite the rollercoaster ride for him.
So, here we are, faced with a truly terrible idea that should never have made it beyond the initial concept stage.
Is it a tragic irony that Wahlberg's burger chain is now serving a Vietnamese-inspired dish?
Or is it simply a glaring oversight fueled by ignorance?
I'm inclined to believe it's the latter, don't you think?
If you dare, you can give the Bahn Mi Burger a try until Memorial Day.
Approach with caution.